You know, you never think it can happen to people who know people you know.

It's easiest to say, by way of explanation, that I like to learn things the hard way, rather than going into this long, rambling explanation of my general bumbling-ness and poor memory and eagerness to explore realms of human experience that, upon a single moment's reflection would reveal years' worth of collected wisdom.

I was stretching last night, after a nice brisk hike, and realized that despite having become pathetically inflexible, I could count to 70 and nearly touch my toes. Hey! I thought. I can be flexible in just 3 days if this keeps up!

Flying Safely Through The Air

It appears that I'm 24 hours and 55 minutes short of having gone a whole month without posting. Sorry, so sorry. The problems that had been crashing my computer anywhere from 3-40 minutes after it was turned on seem to have subsided a little, after I, 30 minutes ago, uninstalled Norton Internet Security. Which leaves me feeling happy that I can finally post again, but also fairly certain that all sorts of creepy people are now accessing my personal information and are, as I type, purchasing themselves hot tubs, jet skis, and tons of women's clothing with my stolen credit cards.

But I can post again!