And you can bet your ass I'll be singing my own theme song.

Other: Well, I'm gonna go use a pair of tweezers and get popcorn kernels out from between the stove and the counter.

Me: You better not be using my tweezers for that.

Other: Nope, using mine.

Me: Do you even have tweezers?

Other: Nope, using yours.

This is why it's good to ask that crucial follow-up question. Although it won't actually stop them from using your tweezers. That's why it's also important to hide the good ones.