phase two: begin answering the phone, "sexaholics anonymous"

Jane was laying on the couch (next to my computer desk) fully unconscious with the bone resting against her leg. I picked it up, and before it was even completely out of contact with her fur, she sat up and stared me down. And continued to do so even after I'd put it back on her leg, the side of her face she'd been laying on all stretched out. She doesn't wake up well. But, she's also got her priorities straight - she's back asleep, but now the bone is under her leg.