oh, that's just my uvula wishing me a happy september

This is going to sound weird, but my snot has completely turned against me. I don't normally write about things like snot, so, sorry, but maybe you can save me? From the snot? It is acid snot, its pH is off or something. It is burning me. My nose. My throat. It is interfering with my breathing. And thus my sleep, but also my ability to stay awake. And thus my will to live and ability to make sense. And write and think about anything other than the Evil Snot of Evilness and Pain.

Hey, Miss Doxie's back!