go ahead, blame title IX

Yesterday I asked Other if he wanted a cake, and he requested "some kind of chocolate death explosion." And let me tell you: I went in with confidence, but outdid even my greatest expectations. Unless the good folks at Duncan Hines aren't being straight with us (the word "special" appears nowhere on the box - I checked when I came down) adding chocolate in enough different states can improve cake to the point where you shouldn't operate heavy machinery up to 10 hours after consumption.