Planet, old buddy old pal!
Why the hell is it 88 degrees? I was walking around all phew, I sure am not used to this warm spring weather. Can't wait until my blood thins up a bit. I wonder if that's an old wives tale... Hm... Well sweet blazes anyway I sure am warm! And then the radio was all: Current Temperature: Eighty-eight degrees. This is a typical summer day. That's why I'm sweating like indelicate swine.
WTF, weather. W. T. F.
Eighty degrees was the threshold for swimming in our house while I was growing up. Anything over eighty is swimming weather. And eighty-eight is close to ninety. Degrees. And I know this is typical summer weather because there were several days last summer where it grazed 90 but never broke it, and I remember that as being still uncomfortably hot. And not to be presumptive, but I think I speak for the whole town when I say: Gak.
WTF, weather. W. T. F.
Eighty degrees was the threshold for swimming in our house while I was growing up. Anything over eighty is swimming weather. And eighty-eight is close to ninety. Degrees. And I know this is typical summer weather because there were several days last summer where it grazed 90 but never broke it, and I remember that as being still uncomfortably hot. And not to be presumptive, but I think I speak for the whole town when I say: Gak.
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