quality assurance has got some splainin to do

I see your thundersnow and raise you some freezing fog.

(Okay, thundersnow totally is cooler, but you work with what you've got.)

I'm leaving town for the weekend (on Thursday, how chic), and should be back on Sunday, at which point I will tell you about the wonder that is dimethicone. Which is wholly unrelated to why I'm leaving town.