try four

This just in from the Department of Utterly Trivial Problems: my foot hurts. And I am writing about it on my website. Yeesh.

I was organizing my e-mail inbox today, and came up with this list of subject lines from Other:

the flower that drank the moon
the grammar is part of the satire
For the love of Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior, can we all revert back to capitalizing our fucking names, please.
brownies?
Message from a Tough Guy
ancient Chinese secret, huh?
5:00 tick tock
Re: Kangaroos
baby you can drive me coche
We need you to invent that program
Big Fat Man Has Big Fat Heart
the end of Joe-mentum?
free goo
in praise of Howie D.
thanks for the nose news, neighbor!
snake friend
don't be hesitatin'
what's the word, thunderbird?
HOLES
now I'm going to lose my job just because I'm dangerously unqualified