real quick-like

Normally I regard radio banter as a toxic substance, but something I heard on the bus this morning was actually funny.

She-anchor: I heard someone say that Bo Schenbeckler died before the game so he could go to heaven and watch the game with Woody Hayes. Isn't that sweet?! [This is the type of thing that makes me want to dismantle my ears.]

He-anchor: Aww, yeah. (In an aside): Hope Woody didn't punch anybody.

Heee!