Oh, finally, my vermicomposting workshop invitation is here.

The subject of today's installment of "Complaining about Country Songs, the Series" is "Remember When," not to be confused with the also spectacularly odious song about remembering 9-11 that I can't remember enough of to turn up a hit for on the Google. No, this is the song that contains the lines, "You were the first/so was I/we made love and then you cried/Remember when." Hurg. This makes me want to take a hot shower and exfoliate and maybe shave my head and vomit a couple times in order to feel clean again.

As if that weren't enough, it also at one point rhymes the word "sad" with - wait for it... wait for it... "glad."

It's enough to make me wish I didn't speak English.

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And now, here is a picture of my dog.