Now I Know How Dilbert Feels

Overheard:

Girl on cell: I'm just saying that sometimes it might be a good idea to tell your girlfriend that she's really good-looking.

Found on the internet:

Sentence on school website: "Due to virus carrying web robot-spiders we can no longer offer "hot links" to our staffs' email addresses."

Beware, all, the virus-carrying robot spiders!

Seen at grocery store:

Sentence on cheap and puzzling new candy (/game?): "Magic Tong Included"