Bite the wax tadpole

November 1st is drawing nearer, and still I cannot publish. Woe is me. I'm stuck in a vestibule.

I am in the market for shirts/sweaters with kangaroo pockets but no hood. Do you make these? Send me some, and I will shamelessly plug you. Where do my hands go if not in kangaroo pockets? Why make a cardigan without pockets? I do not understand.