I'm surprised and heartened by the widespread support for International Talk Like a Pirate Day

The best part of this is that it's international. Our love of imitating pirates in manner, speech, and dress transcends the bounds of nationality. Seriously, if I'd known we were all going to be observing it, I would've celebrated properly. Next year.

Spamku 3: Wow, it has been a long time since I treated you to Spamku. I have been collecting.

He was biting TRADE + NEWS
your money, night chair;
your future, pariah kite;
your health, pauper-bred.