Thursday, September 07, 2006

apple pie in the sky with diamonds on the soles of her shoes

When I'm singing along to "I am trying to break your heart," by Wilco, I sing "bandage" instead of "band-aid." This is because in my genius mind, I reason every, single, freaking, time that you can't say "band-aid" without paying up. It's trademarked. Like when people say "flying disc" instead of "frisbee." Wilco must be sending some wicked royalties to Johnson & Johnson.

Or I am wrong about this.