Introducing: Spamku!

If I didn't hate cliches so, I'd tell you that I believe in making lemons out of lemonade. But since I do, I'll have to go into a bit of explaining, which is this: I can be impatient and bored and whiny-in-my-own-head, so I have to come up with ways to keep myself positive. Luckily, I'm pretty simple too, so this does not take much effort. Which is good, because I'm also lazy.

So, anyhow. The university's e-mail filter has gone downhill in the last year or so, and in the last month or so some of the spam has been a bit different. The subject lines are not in the Free$ Laptop Click Here!!, Make Your Girlfriend Krzy 2nite!, etc. type variety; they are poetic, random bits of words. Often within an hour you might get three related-sounding spams. So, I have been writing down the nicest of these and will process them now, for you, into spamku.

(Rules of Spamku: every word in here has been received by me as the subject of a spam e-mail, including poem titles. Semi-colons indicate a break between subject lines. Commas are part of the original subject lines.)

How is everything going?

your cash, number plate;
rolex mania is down;
coat hanger muted.