Friday, June 23, 2006

Zacharias B.I.G.

Every once in a while, I'll write a post on here that niggles me. Do I really mean that? Do I want to say that? That's not mean, is it?

This post has been niggling me for... wow, almost a year. Perhaps it's because I exaggerated the typical number of syllables in an Arab name. Or perhaps it's because I'm pretty, um, hateful I guess towards the good folks who bring us the local news, and perhaps can't even view them from an objective lens anymore.

But I recently heard a local newscaster pronounce the name "Zacharias Moussaoui" as if the "Zacharias" part rhymed with the word "vicarious." Za-KAR-ee-us.

And let me just say that this is not like the time that I went off about Bush using the word "dismantlement" and then the next day found out that yes, there acutally is a word "dismantlement." I have done research.

So, this is all to say that those local newscasters who are not employed by NPR can continue checking it, bitches.