RIP

Wife: I'm in love with your brother-in-law.

Gob: You're in love with your own brother? The one in the army?

Wife: No, your sister's husband.

Gob: Michael? Michael!

Wife: No, that's your sister's brother.

Gob: No, I'm my sister's brother. You're in love with me - me.

Wife: I'm in love with Tobias.

Gob: My brother-in-law?

Wife: I know it can never be, so I'm leaving. I'm enlisting in the army.

Gob: To be with your brother ..

Wife: No!