out of which is frogged the Sock of Frustration.
1) It makes me very nervous that there is just a button on blogger that says "delete this blog." Shouldn't you need three different passwords and a sworn affidavit from a mental health professional? Shouldn't there be two keys, entrusted to respected community elders, that must be inserted and turned at precisely the same time? My blog is so mortal.
2) I saw at the grocery store a book called The Da Vinci Code Diet. I thought that was a little fucked up until I saw The X-Men 3 Diet ("Fight intolerance your way to fit!") and The Whatever Lindsey Lohan's Latest Vehicle Is Diet ("Stop eating!") and realized that it's all just part of a marketing thing based on some genius's observation that people will purchase books if they contain diets and will probably pass as suddenly as Atkins did, after a long, drawn-out period during which people ask themselves over and over again I wonder when this Atkins thing is going to go away.
2) I saw at the grocery store a book called The Da Vinci Code Diet. I thought that was a little fucked up until I saw The X-Men 3 Diet ("Fight intolerance your way to fit!") and The Whatever Lindsey Lohan's Latest Vehicle Is Diet ("Stop eating!") and realized that it's all just part of a marketing thing based on some genius's observation that people will purchase books if they contain diets and will probably pass as suddenly as Atkins did, after a long, drawn-out period during which people ask themselves over and over again I wonder when this Atkins thing is going to go away.
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