Electrocution is imminent.
Lizard Brains in Love
One day last week, I went home for lunch instead of eating at one of the dining halls. The next day, Other and I worked out something where he would drop me at work and then pick me up and we could go do stuff. He got home around noon that day, he said, and got really excited to see my car in the driveway, thinking I'd come home for lunch again. He walked into the house and called to me before realizing that my car was there because he'd dropped me off at work.
Friday after work, I discovered that my car battery was dead. Saturday, I borrowed Other's car. About 4 hours after I got to work that morning, I looked out the window overlooking the parking lot, saw his car, and was like, Other's here!!! But... he wasn't.
They're Lighting Their Arrows! Can they do that?
Wow. I mean, wow. Whoever thought it would be a good idea to invite Steve Colbert to speak at the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner is SO SO fired. Probably from the limo about 3 seconds after the Bushes were out the door.
Of course the guy got a cool reception from the Bushes - did the Wizard give Dorothy a warm reception? (Okay, I have no idea if the Wizard did or not.) Did the Emperor hug the little kid who pointed out he was naked? (I'm pretty sure he didn't.) What I'm saying is, why would the Bushes give a kind reception to the guy who'd just done a full-frontal attack -- in a completely earnest tone -- on dubya himself? I mean, that shit isn't supposed to happen. Dub was mad. That was beautiful.
It would probably have been better for the dubster to laugh it off, to negate it by accepting it and as such putting it into the category of friendly ribbing. But it wasn't and he didnt, and - you've got to see it.
And I Suppose It Shouldn't Come As a Surprise That He Thinks He Can Do This
"Bush Challenges Hundreds of Laws: President Cites Powers of his Office", from the Boston Globe. Apparently over 1/10 times the president signs a bill into law, he's stuck on a little legal post-it note that says, "or not."
And Finally
This article is not nearly as cool as the title implies, but is still interesting.
One day last week, I went home for lunch instead of eating at one of the dining halls. The next day, Other and I worked out something where he would drop me at work and then pick me up and we could go do stuff. He got home around noon that day, he said, and got really excited to see my car in the driveway, thinking I'd come home for lunch again. He walked into the house and called to me before realizing that my car was there because he'd dropped me off at work.
Friday after work, I discovered that my car battery was dead. Saturday, I borrowed Other's car. About 4 hours after I got to work that morning, I looked out the window overlooking the parking lot, saw his car, and was like, Other's here!!! But... he wasn't.
They're Lighting Their Arrows! Can they do that?
Wow. I mean, wow. Whoever thought it would be a good idea to invite Steve Colbert to speak at the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner is SO SO fired. Probably from the limo about 3 seconds after the Bushes were out the door.
Of course the guy got a cool reception from the Bushes - did the Wizard give Dorothy a warm reception? (Okay, I have no idea if the Wizard did or not.) Did the Emperor hug the little kid who pointed out he was naked? (I'm pretty sure he didn't.) What I'm saying is, why would the Bushes give a kind reception to the guy who'd just done a full-frontal attack -- in a completely earnest tone -- on dubya himself? I mean, that shit isn't supposed to happen. Dub was mad. That was beautiful.
It would probably have been better for the dubster to laugh it off, to negate it by accepting it and as such putting it into the category of friendly ribbing. But it wasn't and he didnt, and - you've got to see it.
And I Suppose It Shouldn't Come As a Surprise That He Thinks He Can Do This
"Bush Challenges Hundreds of Laws: President Cites Powers of his Office", from the Boston Globe. Apparently over 1/10 times the president signs a bill into law, he's stuck on a little legal post-it note that says, "or not."
And Finally
This article is not nearly as cool as the title implies, but is still interesting.
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