because really, pants, one thing that I do not need you to be is smaller.

Dutifully, I got up at 7 this morning and called in and said I am not coming in today. And woohoo, went back to sleep. And then I got up around 11 and ate some breakfast and thought about all the stuff I could do (bills! laundry! e-mail*! knitting!) and then passed out until about 5. At 5 I remembered: this is what sinus infections feel like.

Which means that tomorrow I'll have to go a-beggin' for the antibiotics, and tonight I'll need to hit the store for some Shirley Temple ingredients.

*I can't believe that I've turned into a jerk who can't send a measly e-mail.