Hey, I was just saying how bad your book was!

Seriously, dude, I don't care how many genres you take part in inventing; to write a book intended to be damning of those crazy college kids that turns out to actually be nothing more than a soft-core porn novel, but with flatter characters and poor writing, and then turn around and do something like this (i.e. send a bunch of the very morons you were trying to make fun of on fucking Spring Break) completely blows any cred you'd ever accumulated (ever) straight to hell.