Derison Sciences

Looking through a list of majors in a very tiny font, I read "Decision Sciences" as "Derision Sciences," and had the following thoughts:

Intro to Mocking 101
Intro to Scoffing 102
398: Special Topics in Derision Sciences: The Point & Laugh
450: Sarcasm, Facetiousness, and Parody
531: Advanced Mocking
532: Advanced Scoffing
600: Comebacks