Whatevs, man -- your stuffed animal credibility is shot to hell.

Among the many things to love about NPR is the way that an anchor (Lynn Neary, say, or Michelle Block (growl), or Michelle (Mechell?) Norris) rattles off a nineteen-syllable Arabic name like it's nothing. And then I imagine that they're all, like, thumping themselves on the chest with one fist and thinking: "Check it, bitches -- this ain't Fox News."