Here is a list of things I don't need right now and yet seem to be getting anyway:
1. Shoulder pain! (See previous entry. I didn't really finish it. But the short version of the story is, my joints are on strike against not hurting terribly, in succession. "Hell no! We won't not hurt!")
2. A whole lot of processed sugar in the form of fine MMMars products!
3. A plagiarism case!
When I finish grading the last drop of the last papers of the semester (barring the inevitable late ones) I plan to count how many papers I've graded today, marvel at how completely and thoroughly I have crushed my previous record, and then writhe in glee.
1. Shoulder pain! (See previous entry. I didn't really finish it. But the short version of the story is, my joints are on strike against not hurting terribly, in succession. "Hell no! We won't not hurt!")
2. A whole lot of processed sugar in the form of fine MMMars products!
3. A plagiarism case!
When I finish grading the last drop of the last papers of the semester (barring the inevitable late ones) I plan to count how many papers I've graded today, marvel at how completely and thoroughly I have crushed my previous record, and then writhe in glee.
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