Friday, December 31, 2004

Take Two!: Cliche of the Year: Nowhere to Go But Up

Okay, I wrote this post about how stupid most year-end wrap-ups are and etc, and it got a bit downer, so I erased it. I now present to you Stuff that at Least Cannot Happen in 2005!

1. Smirking Monkey cannot be elected again! Hooray! And at least he'll have to deal with the enormous messes he's made out of just about everything, despite the fact that nobody in America (with any sway, that is) will ever hold him accountable. Hooray!

2. Most likely, no more tsunamis for a while.

3. Republicans are finding it more and more difficult to hide their true nature.

4. My grandma cannot get any more evil! (God, I hope...) (Yeah, let's just scratch that one. Let's say) I can no longer be astonished at the depth of my grandma's evilness!


Yeah. Have an awesome New Year.