Ooh La La

Today I wanted to wear all black to class, because for once the way I dress could be used to express how I feel. However, the only black pants I have are rather bootylicious, on account of having been bought to wear while waitressing, because bootyliciousness tends to be good for tips. So I ended up achieving an effect of "Very Sad Woman Who Also Would Very Much Like to Sleep with You." The ass factor was mitigated somewhat by a long sweater, but still, I might need to bring a firehose. And Lord help us if it's too warm for the sweater.