Standardisation is key.

Overheard in the grocery store tonight: "See, what's important is that I have an excuse to be dressed like a chicken."

So I rushed home to blog about it, and as blogger was staunchly repelling my several attempts to log in, I alarmed myself by googling the Ashlee Simpson lip-sync-ing incident on SNL the other night, which Other was lucky enough to witness. Even more alarming? I spelled "Ashlee" right on the first try.

How the fuck do I know how to spell Ashlee Simpson's name? I put effort into avoiding the silly trappings of pop culture... though clearly not enough.