I'll admit it - Thick and Quick yarn is both of those things.
I must say I'm optimistic about the election. I now actually believe that it will happen, and there will be a point in time where the campaign will be in a state of not-going-on; this in itself will be a major feat for the universe, as far as I'm concerned. I also think that Kerry's looking really good. The last thing I want to do is jinx anything (because of course the things I say on this website are the most important factor in the election), but Bush seems so very desperate. I'm honestly thinking that the next time I turn on the television, I will see this ad:
[unflattering picture of Kerry on the screen, foreboding music]
voiceover: John Kerry wants you dead. If he gets elected, he will kill you. He told me so. Also, he will kill your children. Or your pets.
[weird, American-flag-y pictures of GWB, where he's grinning and appears to be explaining something]
I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message.
Because, really, he's going to raise your taxes, move the White House to Paris, donate money to terrorists, and disband the Department of Homeland Security, and (God forbid) provide health insurance for everyone -- what's left? Where do they go from here?
I must say I'm optimistic about the election. I now actually believe that it will happen, and there will be a point in time where the campaign will be in a state of not-going-on; this in itself will be a major feat for the universe, as far as I'm concerned. I also think that Kerry's looking really good. The last thing I want to do is jinx anything (because of course the things I say on this website are the most important factor in the election), but Bush seems so very desperate. I'm honestly thinking that the next time I turn on the television, I will see this ad:
[unflattering picture of Kerry on the screen, foreboding music]
voiceover: John Kerry wants you dead. If he gets elected, he will kill you. He told me so. Also, he will kill your children. Or your pets.
[weird, American-flag-y pictures of GWB, where he's grinning and appears to be explaining something]
I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message.
Because, really, he's going to raise your taxes, move the White House to Paris, donate money to terrorists, and disband the Department of Homeland Security, and (God forbid) provide health insurance for everyone -- what's left? Where do they go from here?
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