I talk so all the time
This barrage of Kerry-Edwards phone calls is getting very irritating. We're not generally in the habit of picking up the phone unless we know who it is and want to talk to that person, so we get to hear the silly messages that they leave on our machine, real-time. And they're basically mini-commercials. Here is an approximated version:
Skyrocketing debts! Under-funded education bills! Dangerous precidents being set in foreign policy! Crony capitalism! If you think this country needs a change, vote Kerry-Edwards and get our country back on the right track.
Then there are the ones reminding us that there's an election on Tuesday. No shit? Is that why I'm signed up to work the polls that day? Presidential election, you say? Kerry? Where am I? Who's talking?
Of course there's no way for them to know that my (/our) entire being has been focused on Nov. 2, 2004 for the last 3 years, but it's still driving me crazy. I want to pick up the phone and scream I was bashing Bush when you were in kneepants!
This barrage of Kerry-Edwards phone calls is getting very irritating. We're not generally in the habit of picking up the phone unless we know who it is and want to talk to that person, so we get to hear the silly messages that they leave on our machine, real-time. And they're basically mini-commercials. Here is an approximated version:
Skyrocketing debts! Under-funded education bills! Dangerous precidents being set in foreign policy! Crony capitalism! If you think this country needs a change, vote Kerry-Edwards and get our country back on the right track.
Then there are the ones reminding us that there's an election on Tuesday. No shit? Is that why I'm signed up to work the polls that day? Presidential election, you say? Kerry? Where am I? Who's talking?
Of course there's no way for them to know that my (/our) entire being has been focused on Nov. 2, 2004 for the last 3 years, but it's still driving me crazy. I want to pick up the phone and scream I was bashing Bush when you were in kneepants!


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