I don't think you did a very good job of planning Order Day...

Number of hours officially encompassing Order Weekend: 49
Dollars spent in service of performing Order Weekend duties: approx. $61
Number of new credit cards discovered in mail that hadn't been opened yet: 2
Number of major possessions discarded: 5
Number of minor possessions discarded: 31
Number of dirty water tanks of a Rug Doctor discarded: 11
Number of things on the Order Day to-do list that did not get accomplished: 2