Batman is a scientist.

Well, I am a Master. I passed. One of my readers said, "Congratulations, you are a Master," and I was happy but I was wondering about this usage of "Master." The world of possibilities! I can make people call me Master. Or grand Master flash. Or Master Rogers. It sounds kind of slave-owner-y, which might take some of the fun out of it.

I would actually rather be a Master than a Doctor, because Doctors usually have to touch people.

Also, I joined a quilting club tonight. They operate with Robert's Rules of Order, which struck me as hilarious. But it probably isn't.