forget you, where are the doughnuts?

Thursday Night Fun: looking through the senior ads (messages to the student from family or friends, often including baby & senior pictures) in my high school yearbook and thinking of new captions. For example:


"You've made us so proud!!!" ->"Thank goodness your head grew."

"Follow your dreams!!!" -> "Don't fuck up college (and you're GOING to college), get a decent job, and buy a house so you won't have to move back in with us."

"Good luck at IU!!!" -> "Just please don't get anyone pregnant unless she's going to be a doctor. Oh, and she'd better also be white."

"The light of God shines within you!!!" -> "We couldn't think of anything else to say, but we really wanted to put that cute picture of you in the bathtub when you were 2 in here."