not your average groupie, that's for sure

If you are bored by the headlines of the moment, just mentally add "at gunpoint" to the end of each one. For example


"Jobless Rate Dips: 470,000 Stop Searches At Gunpoint"


"Saddam's Daughters Express Love For Dad At Gunpoint"


"Schwarzenneger to Reveal Campaign Decision Wednesday At Gunpoint"

See? Doesn't it add some spice to some otherwise quotidian moments of future history?