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Here are some good things about my new (kind of) computer:


1) I can still turn it on with my toe.


2) I don't have to worry about it crashing every time I exit Internet Explorer.


3) I can burn sweet-ass mixed cds. (Though certainly not with songs I've illegally downloaded. Seriously.)


4) My worries about Big Brother snooping around my hard drive are assuaged by the nice blue glow of the word "Vaio" on the box, the pretty desktop image of trees in autumn, and the Windows NT dialog boxes that look all ergonomic and nice to touch, like clouds or bunny rabbits. Blue bunny rabits.