the 1/2 lb. bag of M&M's and I have reached a ceasefire

Someday I will be a linguist and I will write an article for a journal of linguistics about the suffix "-ass." I will study the following words: "janky-ass," "dumbass," "pansy-ass," smartass," "crazy-ass," "kickass," and "stupid-ass." And "ugly-ass."

I will call it "Semantic and Morphological Properities of the Suffix '-ass' in American English."