Maybe you were asking for it

So, found out yesterday that the person who had - no less than 1 month ago - agreed to direct my thesis, is leaving at the end of the semester. We wrote a dramatic monologue about it, which was sarcastic and mocking of course, but alas does not change the fact that I now lack a thesis advisor. I do not begrudge the great new job. I do begrudge the misleading information I was given.

Here is a helpful tip for those of you who are not sure how to write e-mail to your English professors: use capital letters and punctuation. This especially holds if you're asking for something from your English professor. English professors generally like capital letters and punctuation.

Is it a sign of depression when one finds oneself happy that it's Spring Forward the Clocks Day, because that means one less hour one has to find something to do to entertain oneself?

How the hell am I going to singlehandedly bring down patriarchy and capitalism and herald the new age of human enlightenment without a thesis advisor?