"Um, if you see you see someone making off with my stuff, could you point your finger at them and say, 'Hey! Stop that!' ? Thanks, I'd appreciate it."

You remember the show 'The Tick'? Not the cartoon on Comedy Central, although that one is worth remembering, too. No, I'm talking about the one with the guy who played Putty on Seinfeld dressed up in a blue tick suit. Wasn't it cool how his antennae moved around depending on his emotions? Wouldn't it be cool if *people* had antennae that did that? Yeah, that would be rad.

It's like living in the future -- today! When I'm too rich to see straight, I'm gonna get me one of these sweet-ass hydrogen cars. Me making my millions and getting the cars actually on the market should take about the same amount of time...